Pelvic Wong, Esq.

Today I received a message, which I have reproduced below, annotated for your edification.

Dear. Anna North

Good so far. Odd punctuation, but manages to use my full real name.

I was privileged to come across your contact through my personal search and Idecided that I should establish a communication with you.

A little dodgy, but still potentially legitimate.

I”am PelvicWong, a legal practitioner.

Deleted.

It’s sort of a tragedy, really. This spammer was wise enough to sniff my real name, but could not create for himself a halfway normal moniker. Even something like Goober might have sufficed in a pinch. But Pelvic? Note to spammers: most English words make bad first names.