More already!

8. The San Jose Mercury News resolves to throw out the red phone that connects their office directly to our house. If they need subscribers they had better get a new red phone that goes to the Kremlin or the White House, because WE DO NOT WANT ANY.

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One Response to “More already!”

  1. Marisa Says:

    Tell them you already subscribe. Their records are so screwy that they might believe you and stop calling.

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